Friday, February 27, 2009

Eastbound and Down and Mickey Rourke

Just a quick appreciation post for video embedding in the modern age:

First, this new show Eastbound and Down is hitting all the right notes for me. It manages to be hilarious and poignant in all the correct spots, while masquerading as dumb and crude. If you didn't stick around for the credits last week, you might have missed this spoof commercial, which my friend Brad found for me on FunnyOrDie:



Secondly, Mickey Rourke's acceptance speech here for best actor at the Independent Spirit Awards for The Wrestler is the greatest thing since the trailer for this over-hyped movie for which he is winning:



Lastly, one of Rourke greatest onscreen moments, from the 1981 film Body Heat. "Are you listening to me, asshole?"

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Another WSOP Scheduling Idea

The $50K HORSE event has become a sort of farce. It looks like a fun opportunity for limit players who like to gamble. But a metric for overall greatness in poker? Not so much.

As my friend Justin Sadauskas pointed out, any tournament that consists of 20% Razz and 100% limit poker should never be considered the true test of anything. And Justin plays razz (and the other four games) quite well.

For the 2010 WSOP, and in the spirit of an old suggestion I made on this blog, I'd like to again recommend an upgrade, The $100K 12-Game Championship:

The 12 games would consist of the recently implemented 8-game format (which includes HORSE plus PLO, NLHE and 2-7 Triple Draw) and four more games--2-7 NL Single Draw, PL 5-Card Draw, Badugi, and Seven Card Stud Hi/Lo Regular (no qualifier).

The $100K buyin is just an obvious figure since they've already determined that there are at least 150 people willing to invest $50K in a limit poker crapshoot each year. I'd be shocked if the 12-game $100K tournament attracted fewer than 100 players.

There would be very few experts in all 12-games, probably literally three, and possibly zero. So it would be a true test of overall poker wits and skill, and the ability to manage your talents and not go insane would factor in heavily. This is yet another reason the buyin needs to be $100K (or more), because the ability to withstand various levels of psychological pressure is part of the true test of a champion.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Talkin' WSOP 2009 Scheduling Blues, Pt. 1

For the first time since going to the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in 2005, and despite the absence of any real success at the 2008 WSOP, I started to look forward to the 2009 event as soon as the last one ended. Usually, I'm more inclined to take things one month at a time, but this time I felt like the WSOP experience had set itself apart from the rest of the tournament circuit.

When the organizers announced the schedule last week, the wind in my sails deflated a bit. This year's schedule seems more disjointed than in recent years and incongruous with positive trends in WSOP scheduling. Basically, they fixed a few things that weren't broken, didn't add much, and alienated a lot of players by eliminating five rebuy tournaments.

I know that there are still plenty of events for everyone, and I'll show up and play a bunch of them, but I gotta complain about a few aspects of the new schedule:

- Opening Weekend: Leaving aside for a moment any analysis about the $40K event that is the first open event of the WSOP 2009, the first big field NL event is a $1,000 buyin, a downgrade from its usual $1,500.

First of all, it has been a sort of unwritten rule that the lowest WSOP buyin should be $1,500. Secondly, the first $1,500 event NL consistently drew an enormous crowd, and I don't see any reason to tamper with that success. This year's format will most likely create more of an organizational nightmare, too. I also liked the traditional back-to-back scheduling of $1500 NL with a $1500 PLHE, but the next events after event #4 are PLO and Stud.

- No new games like Badugi. Last year's 8-game format was a success, they should have tried for a 12-game version, or something. This is a minor issue for me, but it would have been nice to see more forms of poker incorporated, as has been the case in the past few years.

- The decision to remove rebuys is inexplicable and very frustrating. The WSOP is supposed to be a showcase for all forms of tournament poker, and rebuys are one of the most popular, fun, and skillful types of tournament poker around. I heard of arguments that were given for the termination of rebuys, the first being a concern for collusion during the rebuy period (which had been addressed adequately last year by Jack Effel, I thought), and the second, far more ridiculous assessment advanced by Daniel Negreanu, a member of the WSOP's Player's Advisory Committee:
"Frankly, rebuy events should have never been a part of a World Championship series event, and what is happening this year is simply fixing that mistake."
I don't know where Daniel gets this idea from, or why he uses the lamest rhetorical adverb, "frankly," whenever possible. Well, gee Daniel, thanks for being so candid! Let's hear your reasons to back this up:

"With a player of the year award on the line, every player that enters an event should have an equal chance at acquiring points and winning a bracelet. Rebuys skew these types of events significantly in the top pros favor. Players like myself, who aren't concerned with the amount it costs, will simply cash a higher percentage of the time by using an aggressive rebuy strategy."

This rationale is both inaccurate (rebuys do not enable "significant" skewing) and absurd (Daniel is actually unique in his history with rebuys for using his lack of "concern with the amount it costs" as a sort of publicity stunt and legend-building opportunity) for a few reasons:

The WSOP Player of the Year (POY) award is almost meaningless in the scope of the entire series--it awards the player who ran well and produced results across several events, and the state of being well-bankrolled, or ability to be "aggressive," for 5 rebuy periods (out of 50+ events) has an effect that is less than negligible on the POY race.

Furthermore, very few non-name-brand players pay any attention to this POY race--it's more like a novelty. Of course, if events like the $40K NL and $50K HORSE events count towards the POY results, his argument is worse than disingenuous. In any event, Daniel's fixation with POY-type accolades does not represent the average poker player's priorities.

Yes, rebuys are great for professional players for reasons I don't feel like enumerating, but it has nothing to do with bankroll considerations, as almost everyone realizes that mindless gambling in the rebuy period has a negative expected value.

The thing is, rebuys are also a great opportunity for amateurs and shot-takers, who enjoy a unique sort of overlay. Although those players are not employing the same optimal rebuy-period strategy that pros do, they get to play what is essentially a $3,000 tournament for $1,000. And sometimes they win. Michael Chu snapped off the rebuy in 2007 on "one bullet."

"As for the PLO and 2-7 event, due to the nature of those games, players will be able to simulate rebuys with lamers. You can put your whole bankroll on the table all at once, or you can protect yourself by holding on to your lamers until you feel like you want to put the rest of your chips in play."

This is actually a pretty insulting explanation. Part of the risk, the vague sense of danger in a rebuy tournament, comes from having to manage your decisions in relation to your actual cash bankroll for the event. A fixed buyin with lamers that can be used at any time doesn't even come close to mimicking an actual rebuy event. Not to mention, with the PLO/2-7, they are substituting events where players spent an average of $20k+ with a flat $10,000 event and massacring the long-standing traditional symbolism that the $5K 2-7 w/Rebuys event embodied as the "pro's bracelet."

To me, the only legitimate reason to eliminate the rebuy events is to protect players' bankrolls, which might be a prudent consideration by a casino in an uncertain economy. But in the meantime, empty statements from Negreanu like, "It's the right thing to do for poker, and I am genuinely able to separate what is best for me, and what is best for poker, and choose poker" do not amount to a solid explanation.

To be continued (maybe)....

Monday, February 02, 2009

2009 So Far; Insomnia

I got to NYC on New Year's Day around 6PM, dropped my stuff off at my dad's place, went down to Artichoke Pizza on E. 14th and got a Sicilian Pie, took it back home and munched away. Artichoke does a thoroughly acceptable facsimile/tribute to Domenico Demarco's original.

My friend Brad, a former classmate of my brother Jesse (who was visiting Portland, Ore. at the time) and public school teacher in Brooklyn, picked me up a little while later and, with two other friends from their Stuyvesant graduating class, Liam and Greg, we drove to a bowling alley in Jersey City. We played three games, gambling for low stakes, and Brad managed to hit some insane 4-7-10 or 6-7-10 split along the way.

This three-hour stretch of time comprised an amount of social activity roughly equal to a year for me in LA.

I met Brad at DiFara's the next day, Jan. 2nd, and for the first time in my 10+ year history of showing up in Midwood, I left empty-handed with no pizza. It was a holiday and all, but I've never seen the place so thickly packed, four-deep loaded with all kinds of hipsters and locals. Like anyone with a brain, I'm willing to wait for an hour or two in the worst case scenario, but on this day I estimated it would have taken almost that long to even make eye contact with Dom or Maggie. We went to some crappy sandwhich shop in Bensonhurt instead, and I wound up scoring another pie from Artichoke that night.

My whole family was out of town, which was unique and not necessarily a bad thing. I caught up with several friends and acquaintances in the few days before going to the Bahamas to play the Pokerstars Carribean Adventure, a $10,000 poker tournament.

I was determined to play well and go deep, and it was a good tournament to do that since a large percentage of the field is subconsciously itching to bust out and get drunk and frolic in the Caribbean. I did play well for a while before supremely blowing it with about 170 players left for a minimum cash of $12,500.

I came back to NYC the next day, my family was back and I caught up with them, and I met my mother's new boyfriend. I ate more pizza (including, finally, a DiFara's pie), saw more people. Then I went to Biloxi, MS for another $10,000 poker tournament, which I busted on day one, and from there came back to an empty apartment in Santa Monica (my girlfriend left for another two-month stint in Alaska shortly after I went to NY).

Acting on my NYC therapist's advice, I found a psychopharmacologist in LA, paid him $540 for a 90-minute consultation, and he prescribed me Wellbutrin. I've been self-medicating, probably inefficiently, for a long time now, and trying this new regimen might be a positive step, but as my friend reminded me the best way to avoid disappointment is to maintain low expectations.

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Also, I guess I don't have much fun "blogging," and I've been tempted to nuke this page a couple times in the past few months. I do like having a convenient space on the internet to construct my thoughts and publish them, but only on random occasions, and I have trouble maintaining the diaristic nature that seems to be required from the medium. If it weren't for waking up in the middle of the night, reading an angry comment from a reader about my lack of output, and my concern that his message would cause further insomnia, this space might remain empty for months more on end.