Monday, March 28, 2011

Seven Second Delay

On Wednesday April 6th, I will be a guest on Seven Second Delay (7SD), a comedy/call-in radio show that broadcasts "panel" style from the UCB theater in New York City every other week. To repeat a comment I made to my friend Molly about the appearance, "It's like a dream I never had come true."

For some context, my relationship to WFMU goes back more than half of my life: As an often stressed-out, melancholy high school kid in New York City, entertainment was my one true sanctuary, and my emotional safe haven was found in music. I spent untold hours in record stores like Kim's West and Pier Platters (both out of business) and spent many nights at live music venues (most of which are since out of business).

When I was at home, the encapsulation of my sanctuary-through-entertainment was WFMU, a free-form radio station formerly part of Upsala College (also out of business) in East Orange, NJ that now operates independently from Jersey City and broadcasts on 91.1 in most of the Tri-State Region and at wfmu.org.

Seven Second Delay was probably the first show on the station to capture my affection. The hosts Andy Breckman and Ken Freedman would weave together casually hilarious material, formatted around a vague resemblance to a typical call-in radio show but always rooted in self-effacing humor and a style that was simultaneously arcane and accessible. I tuned in every week.

WFMU was also ahead of its time for appreciating the value of interacting with its audience--after writing an article for my high school newspaper in 1993 about the station and one of its annual record fairs, I was invited to East Orange for a tour of of the facilities. DJ Doug Schulkind showed me around and then chaperoned me back to NYC via NJ Transit.

***

For a variety of reasons, I drifted away from WFMU for much of my 20s, and only started tuning in again when I moved to California and realized the station, both its live stream and archives, was easily available on the internet, many shows on iTunes as podcasts. Partly thanks to the depth of the archives of The Best Show on WFMU with Tom Scharpling, a show that became prominent on the station during the years I was not tuning in, I soon rediscovered the same sense of sanctuary that I had been missing for several years.


And WFMU still embraces its audience and a broader sense of community, which is how I wound up getting invited to appear on 7SD as a guest: During the station's recent annual fund-raising marathon in February, I did my best to support the station on this blog and on Twitter. In the process I became friendly with some of the station's staff, and DJ Julie passed on my name to the producer for 7SD, Mike Noble, who asked if I would like to be a guest in April (they have never had a poker player on before). Of course I quickly said, "yes."

***

During the time when I was distant from the station's airwaves, I still took notice when the name Andy Breckman showed up as the sole writing credit on the excellent gambling movie Rat Race. I also distinctly remember staring in awe at the USA Network when the show Monk came on some random day and the opening credits contained both "Tom Scharpling" (whose name I knew from his pre-Best Show days at WFMU) and "created by Andy Breckman." On Scharpling's Best Show, you can hear comedic legends like Martin Short and Chris Elliott refer to Breckman with abundant reverence and affection, tracing back to Breckman's stints writing for SNL and David Letterman.

Most importantly, Seven Second Delay is still a lot of fun to listen to: still upbeat, innovative and often hilarious.

One of my favorite recent episodes, also broadcast from the UCB, involved the hosts interviewing "60 guests in 60 minutes." You can find the archive for it here. At approximately the 12:15 mark begins one of my favorite minutes from the show, a performance by Marc Charbonnet, who "channels Judy Garland doing the Smiths." He will be the musical guest on the 4/6 show.

There are a few ways you can catch the appearance: Come by the UCB Theater in Chelsea at 6PM on April 6th and pay $5 to be part of the audience, turn the dial to 91.1 at that hour if you're in the NYC area, listen to the WFMU Live Stream online, or catch it anytime after 4/6 on the Seven Second Delay podcast or the 7SD archive page.

Late edit: Legendary broadcaster Joe Franklin will be the lead guest on this episode of 7SD. So overall it sounds like a lineup that will make my father, who will be in the audience, very happy.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Avatar

Here's my old PokerStars Team Online avatar. which 100% of friends and observers agreed was awful:


So I hired a professional to re-shoot it, and the avatar went live in the PokerStars GUI yesterday. Hopefully my friends won't be so embarrassed anymore:


Thanks to Matt Wysocki at Sockivision who did a great job at a reasonable price.

Friday, March 18, 2011

P-Funk Rock and Roll HOF Induction Ceremony



This is one of my favorite YouTube clips of any kind, and that's not just because George Clinton, Parliament and Funkadelic (and Prince) are some of my favorite musicians. It's also undoubtedly one of the best Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions ever.

Some highlights:

4:30 - Prince describing George Clinton's "process."
6:25 - Garry Shider (1953-2010).
6:47 - Ray Davis (1940-2005), the voice of a man who gets laid.
7:16 - "Been a long time coming, but then again not so long. My name is Bernie Worrell."
7:26 - "My name is Shady Grady Thomas...I'd like to thank, everybody."
8:19 - Beautiful thank-you speech from George Clinton.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

2011 Poker Roundup So Far

I've been really touched by the response from the poker community since my signing to PokerStars Team Online was announced on February 9th. I don't think anyone deserves anything in this world, much less in the poker world, but many friends and observers have expressed that sentiment towards me, and the positive, congratulatory nature of everyone's feedback is overwhelming.

My goals are still unfolding along pretty straightforward lines--to right the ship that had gone very far off course from 2008-2010: Get out of debt, work on bankroll management, discipline, and balance; incorporate more overall professionalism and avoid self-destruction at all costs. These are all relatively simple "soft skills" that come naturally to truly elite players, those who have a consistent edge, plenty of gamble, but no risk of ruin. But there is a larger faction of professional poker players who struggle against their own worst instincts and repeatedly bust themselves in a variety of ways, all rooted in degeneracy and addiction. I am attempting to leave that faction and join the other.

On a micro level, I told myself that I wanted to strive for online poker results like those from last March, when Ocrowe and I were living in Topanga Canyon and grinding long days of online poker. Focusing on poker without TV and the benefit of lots of new music and surrounded by nature, I had what was, at the time, my best month in online poker. Here's the graph of my tournament results on PokerStars from March 2010, as tracked by the website SharkScope:

Although I didn't have a mountainous hippie wonderland as the backdrop for my poker setup this year, February 2011 was my best month ever for online poker results, including my biggest-ever score, a few short days before the Stars deal was announced (look at the vertical arrow, just after the 100-game mark on the graph below).

My performance was undoubtedly buoyed by the confidence gained from the sponsorship but more obviously by a bunch of plain old good luck, or what poker players call "running good." Here's what last month's graph looks like:

But how much did you lose? If you're wondering what I "did with all the money," refer to the second paragraph of this post. I paid back approximately $80,000 in poker debt and more than $25,000 in credit card debt. Most of the rest went to improving my work setup with a new computer and to overdue body work on my car. I'm left with a short, but hopefully sustainable bankroll for the stakes I am playing and a few months worth of expenses.

For a more complete perspective on what a poker tournament player's results can look like, check out what the month of March 2011 has had in store so far:

So, I'm keeping my head down and staying focused on the grind and, as I mentioned on the 2+2 PokerCast (found: here), I am still "far from Easy Street."

***
I also threw down some of that February money to WFMU, a free-form radio station that you just might have seen mentioned in this space before.

WFMU's annual fund-raising marathon is winding down and concluding on Sunday, March 13th. For readers who want to pledge, the box below will take you to a form for that. If not, check out the station here, and I have no doubt by next year you will be lovingly shelling out some money for the "Harvard of College Radio" that just doesn't have an endowment:

***

And here's a picture of me representing my two favorite institutions via t-shirt:

(From the recent Bicycle Casino event "Big Event" that is ongoing at the Bell Gardens, CA cardroom. Thanks to Eric Ramsey of Pokernews for getting it to me).

Friday, March 04, 2011

Weekend Happenings

I'm still not totally "well," probably because I celebrated being halfway well by smoking too many cigarettes yesterday. Hopefully I can keep it together for a big weekend:

Friday - Silent Disco. Thinking this won't suck.

Saturday - The Big Event at the Bike. Another week, another big live buyin just down the freeway. It's a $5K buyin that starts tomorrow in Bell Gardens, CA.

Sunday - PokerStars is celebrating the 5th Anniversary of the Sunday Million on March 6th 2011. I guess I was playing this $215 buyin tournament before it was named the "Sunday Million!"

Anyway, the biggest online weekly tournament in history is being injected with some tiger blood this weekend, and the special anniversary edition features a guaranteed prize pool of $5M with over $1,000,000 going to the winner. (Second place should get around $600K). PokerStars is also kicking down a Lamborghini Gallardo for the winner.


WFMU: The 2011 WFMU Marathon is in progress. Tonight, March 4th, the legendary band from Hoboken, Yo La Tengo, known for their diverse cover-ability, will be taking requests for live cover songs on Pseu Braun's show from 9PM-12AM EST. For $100, they might play your song! I'm pledging and requesting "Love Minus Zero/No Limit" by Bob Dylan.

The WFMU fundraiser goes until next Sunday, March 13th. You can use the pledge box below to help support free-form, listener-supported radio and get lots of cool stuff in return:

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

WFMU 2011 Marathon

I'm recovering from Commerce Flu. Two days after telling some young online players at the LA Poker Classic that I rarely get sick, I get sick.

So, I'll make this brief: I support WFMU, free-form radio, with all my heart. I think it's one of the worthiest organizations to give money to, because what you get back in the immediate sense (prizes in return for your pledges) is very valuable and what the station offers longterm (a gateway to music and culture that you might not be exposed to elsewhere) is invaluable.

I could rhapsodize endlessly about those four letters in Jersey City, NJ, so expect more rallying from me in the coming two weeks during WFMU's annual fund-raising marathon. It should also be noted that this two week period of on-air money raising actually make for good radio, not intrusive and annoying like the fund-drives that go on at other not-really-listener-supported radio stations (those that enjoy underwriting from Archer Daniels Midland but still ask for your money several times a year).

This is not the case at WFMU. Purely listener sponsored, purely for human enjoyment. Not taking any money from the man. Let's step up. Find the live stream and DJ archives here, or at 91.1FM in the tristate area. Love it. Then, pledge: